I love the concept of the Choice Eats event as much as anyone: Restaurants that the Village Voice has reviewed favorably over the past year are given a chance to showcase their food to a ravenous audience — as in, actually hungry as well as hungry for more input, more knowledge, about this city’s fine (and expansive) food culture.
You might romanticize the scene a bit (I did), imagining people mingling and mixing under the Armory’s expansive cover, long rows of decorated tables laden with plates of food tastes for the taking — after all, this is a tasting event, and we’re here to eat.
Arriving about 7:15p — or about 15 minutes after the VIP portion of the event was over and general admission had been let in — the scene was anything but civilized.
The masses of people crowding each table were so thick they blended into the next; not a single vendor could keep up with demand. The crowds were so deep in front of some booths — such as Baohaus — that they impeded the flow of foot traffic down the center of the aisle, which was at least 10′ from the table. It didn’t relent the entire night. (On principle, I refused to push my way through that throng for a taste of Chef Bao’s signature certified angus skirt steak “as seen on the Food Network.” I’d prefer to visit the restaurant and order it.)
But I give Baohaus, and its neighbor, Luke’s Lobster, a ton of credit for sticking with it and serving the throngs clear through the near end of the event, because a surprising number of vendors — Mooncake Foods, Fatty Crab and Fort Defiance among them — were out of food and packing up by 7:45p, not even an hour into the general admission session.
Other vendors who stuck it out until the end: Agnanti Restaurant of Astoria, Peppa’s Jerk Chicken of Brooklyn, Rajbhog Sweets & Snacks of Jackson Heights and Mumbai Xpress of Floral Park. (::applause::)
Curiously, these vendors are all from deep in the outer boroughs — not Manhattan, and not trendy Brooklyn. Which led me down this rabbit hole:
Q. So are they here the longest because people aren’t as familiar with their food, and so are less hesitant to try? — That can’t be true. Like a locust cloud, this crowd was systematically devouring every morsel in sight.
Q. Are they here the longest because they use inherently cheaper ingredients, and therefore can bring greater volume (e.g., vegetarian street snacks vs. porchetta)? —Well, I’m not sure whether that’s true or not, but look at Luke’s Lobster, making bite-sized shrimp rolls with sustainable Maine shrimp, and Baohaus. They’re using fairly premium proteins and they’re still here.
Q. So why are a majority of vendors out of food so soon? I mean, as a vendor, of course at some point you plan to run out — to take anything home would be a waste. But to see so many vendors shuttering up so early was shocking, even by tasting event standards.
…I’m going to leave that one open for debate, although certainly I have my own opinions. Instead, let’s wrap this post up with a short note on two of my favorite unexpected tastes of the night:
The first being Dumont‘s spring chowder, with cucumber scent, mussels, clams, shrimp and an herb pestou. I absolutely adored the color; the seafood wasn’t skimpy and as a bite; and in a bite you got both the traditional chowder flavors — the creaminess, the sea taste of the bivalves — with just a little something je ne sais quoi teasing your tongue around the edges. And green! So fun.
The second being (surprise!) another soup, this one the Cullen Skink soup from the boys at the Highlands, a new Scottish gastropub in the West Village that if I made a three-figure salary (ha!), I’d be there on the regular, working my way through their extensive list of single malt scotches.
I’ve never had Cullen Skink soup before. A quick Google search (and menu confirmation) reveals the soup’s named after the Scottish town of Cullen and that “skink” is an old Scottish word for “soup.” Of course.
The soup is a milky broth, each spoonful studded with soft potato chunks and smoked haddock that otherwise lurk beneath the surface. Mellow and creamy with just the right punch of smokiness and fishiness, I was a fan. (also pictured is the Highland’s vegetarian shepard’s pie.)
The Village Voice Choice Eats event is held every March in New York, NY. More information can be found here. (For contact information for any restaurant mentioned, click on the link.)

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